Rutte in de Oval Office (volkskrant.nl)

'Donald, ik maak mij zorgen dat ik nog steeds niet die topfunctie in Brussel heb gekregen'.

Mark; Hey Donald, how we're doing?

Trump: i am doing fine, how about you?

M: Well, i have some "ideas" for you, from my master Guy ( verhofstad, red) and Soros

T: let's hear it!

M: Well, apart from being 'prime minister', which is just a camouflage, I WORK for your multinationals, AND in doing so, for Soros...

T: interesting, so I PAY for your salary and my people get unemployed because you provide some CEO"s a lot of money for being an intruser in other countries??

M: Yeah, you could say it like that, but not in front of the camera's ofcourse, hey? hèhèhè,
People still think the Russans shot down the MH17, but that was again planned for Poroshenko's take over, hèhèhè...

T: Smart boy...

M: that's what my mother always says, hèhèhè, but i need the EUSSR to stay united!!

T: and your muslims import ofcourse...

M: of course of course! MORE, MORE, MORE!!

T: you must like Soros than....

M: he's a HERO, the greatist filantrope of all times: ALL Ships in the Middleland Sea that import EVERYTHING are his..

T: you must REALLY 'love' your country...

M: I DO, I DO, I DO, jobs, job, jobs hèhèhè

T: but what about your NAVO Defenses?? Do you REALLY expect ME to do your dirty jobs for you and pay for it as well??? Then we NEVER would have had to be independent, don't you think??

M: NO, i never understood that, (oeps), hèhèhè, hèhèhè, hèhèhè ( oeps)

T: but i do, i take OVER your airport and i will WIHTDRAW from the NAVO. You can dop your OWN beans with Putin...

M: Please don't, please don't, i am on a goatpath mission! hèhèhè hèhèhè

T: you just found a hunter WITH a gun. Start running......

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